Last week JJ & I stumbled across the Hamburg leg of the Kinect Tour – a Roadshow to promote the new Xbox motion control games system “Kinect” (formerly Project Natal). We impressed by the tech, but less impressed by Microsoft’s attempt to add social media to the experience.
It actually works
Firstly the bit you probably want to know: it’s a cool toy, and it works really well. We played a Mario Kart style cartoon racer, some weird activity adventure thing and JJ put her Poker Face on to dance to meat wearing mentalist Lady Ga Ga. The system responded well, the avatars mapped to what we were doing pretty instantly… it worked. However, I couldn’t help but feel that everything was a demo still, a proof of concept. The release games are still at the “what does thing do?” stage and nothing we saw or talked about seemed overly immersive. But it is a really, really cool toy.
But the marketing is broken
The second bit, and the bit that really got to me was that Microsoft dropped the ball on the marketing. All that expense, travelling the world in a special trailer made up like someone’s living room, and right at the end they fluffed it. Here’s why:Social marketing needs to be open to work
While we were playing, we were filmed (openly so, we said we were cool with it). We were told that the video would go online. “Awesome” we said “we are from the future, we are cool with that”. We were given a shiny laminate with a code on it “get your video guys, tell your friends”. “We live in public” we said “we are digital natives”. And off we went to get some WiFi so that we could Tweet our LOLs to you all. That’s when we hit a problem.
Before we could even login, we needed Silverlight.Yeah, Silverlight.Not even to watch the video, to get into the website.So today I dug out the pass number, and did all the install stuff. I watched the video. It was funny. There was an option to share it, which basically posts the link to Facebook. So now all my friends need to get Silverlight too. What is this, a social media trojan being used to deploy system bloat or a funny video of me jumping around?Dear Microsoft, I fixed your social marketing for youI took the time to screen capture the video using iShowU. So now I can share my LOLs.
Microsoft, this took me a bloody week and I had to download two new pieces of software so that I could tell people how fun your toy is.Frankly the moment has passed.You’re doing it wrongDon’t make my life hard for me, guys. I wanted to share that moment with people. I wanted to give you the beautiful gift of my friends attention and what did you do? You stuck a big stupid browser bolt-on in my way. This wasn’t the time or place for us to have the conversation about downloading Silverlight; this was the time for me to get a video, share the link, embed it in my blog… all the while amping your product.YouTube has a place. This was it. Keep it simple. Put the video on YouTube, and then give me a shortened and personalised URL. I checked and kinect.ly was available. Buy it quickly. And next time, give me the tools to spread the word for you, don’t waste the moment for a lame piece of synergy.If you’re in any doubt the video is of us playing the adventure game, and I am OWNING Ms Jones at it.